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Basketball Theology

Basketball Theology

Dribble, dribble, shoot swish, go and let that ball drop I’ll be hearin kicks, snares – goin hard, I won’t stop Concrete, court, and squeak this Triple threat and Tweet this I’ve no use for foul language, don’t need that to be offensive Worlds got plenty need...
Doing Laundry – Part VI

Doing Laundry – Part VI

This entry is part 6 of 17 in the series Doing Laundry     “Wait…what!?” Eli raised his hands defensively.      “I’m sorry Eli. I’m not who you think I am,” she offered, holding up her badge.      “Oh? Really!?A…a liar? Cruel? A fraud? Not someone I can...
The City of Ghosts

The City of Ghosts

Beyond the old mountain and longest river, across the black divide and endless marsh, And through the winding labyrinth of Demon’s Cave…there is a city. I was 12. My grandfather beckoned that I go. His hard eyes beating down what I remembered. All the talk...
Doing Laundry – Part VI

Doing Laundry – Part V

This entry is part 5 of 17 in the series Doing Laundry    Eli backed away from the counter, his eyes still fixed on the registry.     “Can I help you?” The gray bun asked again, clearly annoyed.     “Huh…wha…oh. No. No. I uh, thought my wife left her keys...
When Butts Protest

When Butts Protest

  Your size depends on me. The stomach and tongue can conspire all day, but they aren’t tied to your thighs, like me. You may have had friends though the thick, and the thin, but no one’s behind you like me. Literally. When you were seven, I was your...