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Life According to Pudding

Life According to Pudding

  Pudding, like life, Is generally of one consistency made weird by tapioca, which, like manna, Is probably another way of saying ‘what is it?’ There are tapioca distractions, Lumps in the dirt cake: Chunks of Oreo? Vanilla wafer? No. If it’s...
Doing Laundry – Part IV

Doing Laundry – Part IV

This entry is part 4 of 17 in the series Doing Laundry       Detective Osprey burst through the revolving doors of the Forestbrook Mall. Lieutenant Ramsey came after at a near jog just to keep up.        “Any idea how we’re going to find him?” Ramsey asked, scanning...
You’re a Photographer

You’re a Photographer

  The photographer whispers a story through a pinhole. He holds a mirror in front of you, and never shudders. He captures more in a thousandth of a second than most will be exposed to their entire lives. If you are a photographer, I hope you are listening. This...
A Revised History of Scottish Rap

A Revised History of Scottish Rap

  In the heart of green hills past the misty vapor rising off the marshlands. In a place never fully hit by the sun. In the depths of a castle. In a dark dungeon. In a hole. In the ground. Lived young Alistair Campbell of Lochalsh. Who preferred the dark anyway....
Doing Laundry – Part IV

Doing Laundry – Part III

This entry is part 3 of 17 in the series Doing Laundry       Eli hung up the phone.        I’m losing her.        His world of black, white, and Sadie threatened to collapse into a monochromatic doldrum. It was late. The toner drum made a thrumming noise as it rolled...